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Banned
05-05-2010, 05:16 PM
Dearest Illuminati,

You know what really chaps my hide? I'll tell you - YOU DO!

Here I am, a white, attractive (amazingly so, in fact), young man in my early 30s, and I can't catch a break. I am called a freeloader, a sheeple, a yuppy, a bum, etc.

Well you know what, Illuminati? Maybe if you hadn't given all the welfare and credit cards TO STUPID, WORTHLESS, COW FEMALES AND SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROYED THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF THE UNITED STATES I COULD be a productive member of society, you mindless, machine-head MORONS!

So, I am publically issuing the Illuminati a challenge. Give me a line of credit of 1 Million dollars and I will multiply my net worth 100% in ten years. That is correct. Give ME, a WHITE MALE SHEEPLE (whom you despise) MONEY AND A LINE OF CREDIT and I will show you just exactly what a sheeple is capable of.

But as long as you keep giving all the aid to FEMALES (STUPID COW, SHEEP MORONIC DOPPY FEMALES!), then expect the world to keep becoming the veritable vortex of hell. For FEMALES (STUPID BLASTED FEMALES WHO GORGE THEMSELVES AT GOLDEN CORAL AND WEIGH 4000 POUNDS AND SHOOTING OUT ON ILLEGITIMATE CHILD AFTER THE NEXT) are the PROBLEM.

Thank you.

--Banned.

starwarp2000
05-06-2010, 07:42 AM
Hear, Hear!
I don't think they will respond they are in hiding ;)

Come out you nasty Illuminati, we want to thank you personally :mad:

kerry
05-06-2010, 09:03 AM
you want money. work for it
you complain about being calld a free loader now you want somone to hand you money on a idea..

Grim
05-06-2010, 09:45 AM
You don't scare us with your threats.

Banned
05-06-2010, 12:08 PM
you want money. work for it
you complain about being calld a free loader now you want somone to hand you money on a idea..

I can't work for it. I live in New Mexico. I'm not an illegal alien and my skin is not dark. The only job I can land is Burger King.

I have a college degree in philosophy and theology and it is worthless to me because I cannot bring myself to teach the peole the bullshit they need and love like Rick Warren, Joel Osteen, Max Lucado, and Joyce Meyer. If I were only full of shit, I could be a millionare living off shit. But I'm not full of shit.

So, it's either Burger King or nothing. I choose nothing.

If I want money YOU work for it.

kerry
05-06-2010, 12:28 PM
you got a degree in all those??
why dont you apply in the education department

Banned
05-06-2010, 12:35 PM
you got a degree in all those??
why dont you apply in the education department

No "Teacher ceritification" (although technically speaking, I have enough hours to have a PH.D)

You see, kerry, the educational system in this country is such that it doesn't matter if you know anything. In fact, the more you know, the worse it is. It is all about what kind of 'paper' you have. I made a tragic mistake when I was younger. I honestly thought I was going to university to learn something. It was a great opportunity for me. I had grown up in childrens' homes and never thought I would get the opportunity to go to university. But I did. And so I studied everday for about 8-10 hours a day just so that I could be ready to serve to the best of my ability. I ended up knowning more Greek and Hebrew than my professors. Seriously.

Albeit, what I discovered is that the Churchans to whom I was going to minister wanted and needed someone 1) Stupid 2) Trendy 3) Totally full of shiza. I was none of those.

What I should have done was go out to the clubs like all the frats and sors and gotten wasted every weekend on booze and dope. I should have never studied and fornicated whenever I had the chance. Then the Churchans would have loved me and given me love offering because I was so full of shit just like them.

Banned
05-06-2010, 12:39 PM
You don't scare us with your threats.

I know I don't. But I should.

I may be a sheeple, but I'm a really mean sheep.

Grim
05-06-2010, 01:18 PM
That's fine cuz to us you are all sheep just waiting to be harvested.

Banned
05-06-2010, 08:39 PM
That's fine cuz to us you are all sheep just waiting to be harvested.

You are wrong. It is the Sheep who is the Grim Reaper.

For King David Prophet and Anointed wrote,


"He that goeth forth grimly, yet bearing precious seed,
shall doubtless come rejoicing, bringing in the Sheaves." - Psalm 126:6

And again it is written,


"And they cried aloud to the mountains and rocks, saying, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the Throne, and from the Wrath of the Lamb!"


http://www.revelation-today.com/Lamb.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbM5HkG2FWk&feature=related

Oh yes..the great Harvest Time of souls..the Swathe of the Cycle...Reaping...rejoicing to Reap..the wrath of the Lamb stomping the grapes of Wrath. We shall come rejoicing bringing in the Sheaves.


Oh the joy and rapture!

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/grim-reaper-2.jpg

Banned
05-06-2010, 09:27 PM
Oh let's have another of round of that good stuff!

Praises..my GOODNESS!

Going forth Grimly..bearing precious seed...doubtless come rejoicing, bringing in the Sheaves..

I think I feel a little Reapin' REVIVAL goin' on here! Mercy me!

YouTube - Bringing In The Sheaves

http://www.dmbledore.com/GOW/Images/KillTracker/GrimReaper1a.JPG

Banned
05-06-2010, 09:31 PM
Oh, and don't forget this little jewel, neither!

Praise the Lord! We shall overcome!

YouTube - Mr Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne (Blizzard of Oz) with Evidence on Jack the Ripper

Liber AL vel Legis etiam Mysterium Iniquitatis (http://bookoflaw276.tripod.com/)

heeheeheeheeeeee

Mercy me! Reapin! Reapin! Reapin!