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05-12-2010, 07:00 PM
whats your favorite part of the holy bible? the old testiment or the new testiment? i love the old testiment! its all about dad and his awesome power and bloodlust! fire and brimstone, waves of destruction, voice like thunder! awesome stuff. ...but then theres the new testiment, beluh, its all about my older brother jesus, blah, blah, blah. like he was so great, yeah-right! ok we get it. hes famouse. message recieved. but funny how the human authors left out his marriage to my sister inlaw, the hooker. look, the only part of the new testimant thats any good is the armeggedon part at the end. it mentions yours truly! huh? huh? whos your deity? -yours trully, the Divine A.C.
05-13-2010, 05:34 AM
Yea....I like fairytales too.
05-13-2010, 10:00 AM
I liked the guy hanging out in the tree. It was probably his favorite tree and often he sat there very comfortably observing mankind. It sucks he had to come down...Jesus should have climbed up instead.
My imagnation hasn't caught up with Revelations though. It reads as a massive drug overdose, imo. Well, isn't it ironic the massive corporate-cide, pharma-cide and nutricide just might create that story afterall.
05-13-2010, 10:25 AM
I didn't like the guy in the tree, I told him so but he wasn't impressed. Drug overdoses aren't great either, I tend to stay away from them when at a party, I say, "Hey you, yea you, overdose, stay away from me!"
06-03-2010, 10:50 PM
I like the story of Jericho, the real one, not the one where they walked around 8 times and the walls fell. The first Israeli commando raid, lol.
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