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rushdoony
10-05-2005, 09:13 PM
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp

10-05-2005, 09:54 PM
This isn't about GOD. This isn't about religion. This isn't about homosexuals. This isn't about lesbians.

This is about a "corrupt" government/entity/ that controls the United States of America.

What the F*** is so hard to understand about that?????

I don't care if they're lesbians, homosexuals, atheists, democrat or republican.

If they're pedophiles, I want them out. If they're corrupt, I want them out. If they abused me in my past, I want the F****** out of office and I want them out NOW!!!

Oh, sorry!!

Back to normal NOW!!!

10-05-2005, 09:56 PM
WOAH!!! I just had a mental breakdown for a moment!!

However, you would as well, if you walked in my shoes. I guarantee it.

Pardon the interruption.

10-05-2005, 10:53 PM
rushdoony wrote:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp

Oh, dear...someone just quoted a Chick track.

I smell Chaote.

I trust Chick publications with all my sheep heart.

I also trust Lark Christian News.

Chick tracks...oh man...have I seen those floating around at the malls.

Chick tracks...can you make Christianity look any more cheesy? Answer: No, you can't.

I used to know this guy who passed out Chick tracks at the mall. Came to find out a few years latter that he ran coke out of his house along with a bunch of his Christian ministry buds. The truth of the matter: The guy was a member of some fake O.T.O. wannbe offshoot around Dallas.

10-05-2005, 11:04 PM
Here is the great web site for Lark News "A good sorce for Christian News"

Wow, this is great. I've got my Christian, and I've got my news.

Just one problem. Lark News is a Satanic propaganda site.

You better damn well believe it.

http://www.larknews.com/

DarkChilde3D
10-05-2005, 11:33 PM
I found both of these links to be disturbingly entertaining . . . but both read like Nazi propaganda in their structure and points.

See, I like to study propaganda and all of the euphemistic bullshit they come up with. It seems its a how-many-hyphens-and syllables-can-we-fit-into-a-phrase contest sometimes.

But you know the types of arguments I enjoy most? I like the ridicue arguments the best . . . they make the person using the ridicule tactic look like such an asshole . . . too bad most people can't see through it.

10-05-2005, 11:40 PM
By gum, you're right blue! They do make them look like assholes.

This too is well pleasing in Our Eyes.

freeman
10-06-2005, 04:54 AM
I used to know this guy who passed out Chick tracks at the mall. Came to find out a few years latter that he ran coke out of his house along with a bunch of his Christian ministry buds. The truth of the matter: The guy was a member of some fake O.T.O. wannbe offshoot around Dallas.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
...deja vu all over again! In my case the guy turned out to be dealing dime bags of weed out of his apartment and molesting teen age girls from his Christian Young Life high school group.
Finally went up on charges, but never any sentencing pronouncement in the local medai...so he was probably covertly connected as well.
Oh yeah (wiping away tears of laughter), been there, done that...

10-06-2005, 05:08 AM
freeman wrote:

I used to know this guy who passed out Chick tracks at the mall. Came to find out a few years latter that he ran coke out of his house along with a bunch of his Christian ministry buds. The truth of the matter: The guy was a member of some fake O.T.O. wannbe offshoot around Dallas.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
...deja vu all over again! In my case the guy turned out to be dealing dime bags of weed out of his apartment and molesting teen age girls from his Christian Young Life high school group.
Finally went up on charges, but never any sentencing pronouncement in the local medai...so he was probably covertly connected as well.
Oh yeah (wiping away tears of laughter), been there, done that...

I'm sure that if we took a survey of the world we could get a whole cartload full of Chick stories. And if you're serious, then that is amazing.

Because I'm not kidding about my Chick 'testimony'. And you don't strike me as joking either.

But about Jack Trash Chick tracts, you know they are all fake, don't you?

Jack T. Chick doesn't even exist. Never did.

freeman
10-06-2005, 05:18 AM
Jack T. Chick doesn't even exist. Never did.
That part I wasn't aware of. Certainly someone who calls himself Jack Chick has been making the rounds over the years, even live interviews on radio shows that I have monitored.
...Proof? :-D

P. S. As far as your conclusions re Chick's overall contribtution to Christianity, I have to agree.

10-06-2005, 05:26 AM
freeman wrote:
Jack T. Chick doesn't even exist. Never did.
That part I wasn't aware of. Certainly someone who calls himself Jack Chick has been making the rounds over the years, even live interviews on radio shows that I have monitored.
...Proof? :-D

P. S. As far as your conclusions re Chick's overall contribtution to Christianity, I have to agree.

Look, here's what happened on Spring Equinox evening at OTO lodge way back in ot 69 when Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was flying way groovy high, man!

[Meanwhile, back at the Lodge]

"Listen guys" said the Grandmaster, as he puffed blyly on the Great Magickal Bong, we really need to do something about the Christians.

Suddenly a neophyte, emboldened by Ra-Hoor-Khuit, stepped forth and gave a powerful vision unto the inner circle.

"Look guys, said the Neophyte, I'll become a Christian Evangelist.

They all laughed and said he was full of jack trash. 'Correct' said the neophyte. I shall henceforth become Jack Trash Chick, savior and evangelist for all

the WHIMPASSS LAZY FORKING CHRISTIANS WHO WON'T GET OFF THEIR LAZY FORKING ASSES AND GO DO WHAT JESUS SAID TO DO!!!

10-06-2005, 05:47 AM
How's THAT for a Chick tract?

I hope Jack Trash reads it and puts it in his bong and smokes on it for a while!

Except that into your heart, Jack Trash!

freeman
10-06-2005, 07:48 AM
You could be onto something there...but I personally always took Chick for a useful idiot.
Then again, Springmeier and others have pretty much exposed every mainstream evangelist from Billy Graham on down the line...

Insider
10-06-2005, 11:19 AM
fra_nothing, you are really a skin crawler too much. You and Aleister must have sucked down too good.

Conformist
10-20-2005, 04:07 AM
Does God have a problem with bisexual chicks? I must confess that I enjoy watching pretty, well-endowed girls getting down each others' panties. Does that mean I'm going to hell?

igwt
10-20-2005, 04:31 AM
Conformist wrote:
Does God have a problem with bisexual chicks? I must confess that I enjoy watching pretty, well-endowed girls getting down each others' panties. Does that mean I'm going to hell?

Well!

This site justs gets better and better LOL ;-)