View Full Version : Don't Take This The Wrong Way: Time for a Laugh

02-18-2005, 07:32 AM

02-18-2005, 09:02 PM
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could oppress welfare recipients.

02-19-2005, 02:37 PM
George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that gun owners could steal from The French.

Can you guess what my choices were? ;-)

Here's another one:

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Republicans could oppress women.

VERY funny. I laughed a lot with my girlfriend!!!

02-19-2005, 04:50 PM
GWB allowed 9/11 to happen so that Ann Coulter and Whitemen could conquer the French! The conspiracy generator was pretty cool. :-P