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11-18-2005, 12:53 PM
Avian Flu Warning

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

You have been warned.

(Sorry, this was just too funny not to share!)

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11-18-2005, 01:35 PM
LOL :-D :lol: :-) Norman Mailer would like you !!

OK . . . Lately I keep walking into glass doors and have the irresistible urge to sit on bronzes, could these be symptoms, too??

11-18-2005, 02:29 PM
Check for the other systems, sounds like you have the first stages of Avian (bird) Flu, for sure!

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11-18-2005, 03:41 PM
I had a "suspicious" .jpg file on my local once; I had to explain that the file called, "Cute Chicks", was a picture of just-hatched chickens for Easter!

Personally, I don't believe in killing things for food . . . I just eat them alive.