Wilton NH- bio terror drill

[Minuteman]

A student at a Wilton New Hampshire high school broke a microscope slide labeled anthrax. This caused the school to be "in lock down" with parents waiting to pick up their kids.
The purpose of this exercise is relatively clear.
How can we determine what percentage of the parents may show up with guns to remove the kids.
Well the answer was none.
Stay tuned next week for a quarrantine zone in your neighborhood.
Given the demographics of the area it is also very plausible that it may contain a high percentage of covert agents of the federal govenment. Go figure.

[Bouncer]

Good God! Next thing you know those darn kids in the physics lab will be tossing the plutonium around and OOOPS!! :-o

[LaDominio]

"Alright kids, for this semesters chemistry project, you need to make 6 litres of nitro-glycerine. Heres a list of the materials you need..."
:-?

[Ozzy_dopster]

rEALLY? cOVER AGENTS? tHAT MEAN YOU BETTER PROTECT THE ANTHRAX, MAN!

q: wHAT IS THE BIGGEST SYMPTOM FROM GETTING uRANIUM IN YOUR FOOD?
a: aTOMIC ACHE (STOMACH ACHES)
:lol:

[Bouncer]

Ozzy = [Caps Lock]

Too many trips to the Space Bar, Ozzy?

There was a story, still can't find it, about a kid with glow-in-the-dark paint at school. He thought it was a great prank until someone found out it was the old radium paint used on watch dials. Radioactive! The whole school shut down and they had the HAZMAT team show up in their space suits. It made quite a scene! :-(

Speaking of pranks, did you ever set off a motion detector with a laser pointer?