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12-05-2005, 09:59 AM
Due to lack of time . . .

Conspiration.co.uk (http://www.conspiration.co.uk) is for sale as a partly developed ready to run website.

http://www.webcraft.co.uk/screenshots/bigconspiration.jpg (http://www.conspiration.co.uk)

With all graphics, site structure, hosting, sample pages and business outline.

Price includes hosting with technical support. Development and expansion assistance available from leading web development company if required.

- Nick 8-)

12-05-2005, 10:26 AM
conspiration sounds like constipation :-P

12-05-2005, 02:56 PM
Alcohol is the lubricant for your constipated mind, not a new website.

12-08-2005, 03:22 AM
just wondering.
what {really} happened to freedomfiles.org ?
account suspended or ??? . :-)

12-08-2005, 10:22 AM
Note the authors name is Nick. Nick is slang for the devil

12-08-2005, 11:25 AM
igwt wrote:
Note the authors name is Nick. Nick is slang for the devil

I dont trust it either.

12-08-2005, 12:15 PM

12-08-2005, 02:24 PM
So youíre Satanís artist eh? Well, sorry to be the bringer of bad news, but Satan approached me with the job first. He saw my artwork and was greatly impressed. So, he approached me one afternoon. "Hey man, will you do some portraits and stuff for me? Ill pay you in gold and a thousand virgins". "NoĒ Says I. ďWe are mortal enemies, remember? I donít think a business partnership will work, Chester". "Alright, for one, stop calling me Chester, you arenít supposed to know that, and if word gets out, my reputation as the dark lord will be soiled. Secondly, who the begeebees will do my portrait? Cause I need it by Monday". Well, you could try Mr. Lineman (aka: _____ ), and the plus side is that you wont have to pay him". "Ok, but you know, its just not the same..."
(Satan half-heartedly flys away)

12-08-2005, 02:51 PM

12-08-2005, 03:08 PM
Yes, I already knew that Satans favourite movie is Clockwork Orange. Its mine too.

12-08-2005, 03:23 PM

12-08-2005, 04:29 PM
So Satan is a fan of my music too... What are you trying to say?

12-08-2005, 05:26 PM

Ah yes... Pulled this one out of an old photo album. On the back it says "Me in Hawaii. Look at that beautiful sunset! I wept a little. It was quite magnificent - Chester".

12-08-2005, 05:49 PM

12-08-2005, 06:01 PM
"Ah YES... 'heheh', such fond memories! I wonder if I still have that old beach hat..."