View Full Version : its ass backwards

09-16-2006, 07:45 PM
I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

09-16-2006, 08:16 PM
You had that dream before too eh? :-P

09-16-2006, 08:17 PM
nice to know I aint the only one that thought that

09-16-2006, 08:22 PM
If I remember correctly, you liked some brew from Seattle?

09-16-2006, 08:28 PM
didn't know Corona and Samuel Adams was bottled there :-o :-D