View Full Version : Ode to Mr. Magoo

03-20-2005, 04:59 AM
To Mr. I don't know who
I shall call you Mr. Magoo
Who is Mary-Lou without even a clue
You're email gave reference too?

My dear Mary Anne is who I am
And your CEO should give a damn
Salary of 524 grand
Guaranteed gold to be placed in his hand

A handshake of 30 months pay
Should he depart for the end of the day
The fringe benefits that have come his way
Is this fair and just equitable pay?

In 96, the union did also strike
And up the pole upper management did hike
Guilty was he as all will now plainly see
The lines that he cut with his knife

Ma Bell can go to hell