View Full Version : Bomb Found Outside Federal Court in Tampa

03-24-2005, 08:10 PM
Aprox, 9:50pm: CNN just reported that a "suspicious knapsack" containing a "bomb" was just found outside the federal court building in Tampa.

Who planted it?

a) escaped mental patient
b) crazed fundamentalist
c) FBI
d) Al Franken

If you said 'c' you're correct!

But of course, the feds will say, 'b' so that they can begin their crackdown on those pesky religious zealots.

It all makes sense. Just today, in a very impassioned speech, Randall Terry said to the press, "There will be hell to pay" if Terri dies!

Let me guess; the goons at the FBI are now knocking on Randall Terry's door as 'suspect #1.'

Rex 84 is right down the road!

03-25-2005, 01:21 AM
Ya think it's too late to just .... "amputate" Florida?? Or do ya think the gangrene has already set in throughout the rest of the nation?? :-?

03-25-2005, 01:22 AM
I say we like ... give Florida to Cuba or something. Let Castro have deal w/ this insanty... all this crap spewing out of Florida is just getting ridiculous, imho...

03-25-2005, 12:41 PM
Have any of you seen any stories today on the net or on tv about this alleged "bomb" supposedly found outside the Tampa federal building that CNN reported last night?

I haven't seen anything. What's up?