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03-28-2005, 05:23 AM
Hello friends. Are you tired of the constant invasion on your person from the effects of globalization? Don't you get tired of bending over and taking up there with little or no relief? We don't have all the answers but we've come up with a product to make it a little easier!
Try Dana and Ernie's globalization grease! Makes the shaft just a little bit easier to tolerate. Now on sale only $9.95. Inquire about our special for recently laid off factory workers!

03-28-2005, 10:04 PM
Gimme gimme gimme! I want two, no... three... ah, what the heck, make that four.