View Full Version : SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...

04-14-2005, 06:59 AM
Just watched part one of a two part doco..."Supervolcano" by the BBC.

After all the deep toned, anxiety ridden, voice-over/over-acting...what is going to happen?

Bad scientist: "It could happen tomorrow or it could happen in 600,000 years".

Good scientist: "The activity here is no different to what we've had since we got here".

After all the 'facts'..."magma chamber 3 TIMES the size of New York!!!!!! Booga booga booga..."kill millions"...booga booga booga booga!!!!...

All they could come up with in the end was...'maybe'....or 'maybe not'.

Not content with scaring people with 'nothing'...we must now watch part 2!!!!! Which is a telemovie of what would happen, repleat with suitable special effects, if said "SUPERVOLCANO" (please say in echo'y bathroom with deep booming voice for full effect) should suddenly explode...or maybe not...or maybe in 600,000 years...who can tell, nice weather we're having...put your lotto numbers in...hows the wife...

Added to it all was this little doozy about "SUPERVOLCANO'S"..."they're hard to spot, they could be anywhere..."...sound familiar?

Lets see now...NWO handbook of social control Mark IV Revised Edition...

Endless War
Global Warming
Asteroid Collisions
Alien Landing (coming soon)

Hmmm...have I missed any?

O oh oh oh oh...Goldstein, we mus'nt forget Goldstein.

04-14-2005, 04:30 PM
No, it's Osama yo mama Goldstein! :-P

04-14-2005, 08:17 PM
Yo..but ma homy be old school.

04-26-2005, 07:15 PM
(Say in bathroom fort suitable effect)

It's yet another scam...

Basically it could go off tomorrow...or in another 600,000 years.

Yawn, yawn...

Basically, a bunch of scientists, keen to keep their funding and the nice holiday they've been having in Yellowstone keep talking it up...

Super volcanoe's...killer bee's...Usama?

Take your pick...and S-U-P-E-R-S-I-Z-E me baby, i'll have all of em.

04-26-2005, 11:25 PM
Yes.............. precisely.

I mean really.. We have so many other things to be worrying about, rathe than "supervolcanoes"... Pluuheeez..

Talk about disinformation and media scare tactics..

04-27-2005, 12:13 AM
Some hazards are just too hazardous not to be taken seriously...

04-27-2005, 01:03 AM
Which is why scams still work no matter how many times exposed...what if?

What if the Sun explodes?

The evidence shows it's a bunch of University Professors keen to keep the holiday going...

All scientists are lying bastards...and you can take that to the bank**

**Please note - the author accepts NO responsability if aforementioned Super Volcano (SV) does explode. The author is safe in Australia and weilds his opinion quite confidently.

04-27-2005, 10:14 AM
I'll be cursing your name True, when the volcano blows! :-P

04-28-2005, 04:11 AM
for some reason i am desperate for the world ending to come. just sick of observing all the selfish crap that is spreading around.