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παράνοια
03-24-2008, 09:49 AM
The dhali Lama has recently been accused of insighting the tibet riots. Now if we look at the old fart saying silent but violent we say a rather large match in the fart and this spritual leader. To put this into context this spritual leader has been brewing a very large fart and let it go as silent as the wind and is now spreading through china reeking havok all thats stands in its path.

F3XED
03-24-2008, 09:52 AM
so he is a match and he released a fart?

he is the fart and the match is china?

or the riot police are the match - he is an old fart - and his policies stink?

παράνοια
03-24-2008, 09:54 AM
Basically he wants china as a breeding ground for hamsters. He will enslave all of china and force them to rub hamsters together for 9 hours a day.

F3XED
03-24-2008, 09:55 AM
thats understandable but what about the chinese water rat?

extintion looms! i feel this may be the crux of the issue..

Shadow
03-24-2008, 10:56 AM
I don't seem to follow your point about the hamsters. Is there a shortage of hamsters in Essex or Greece?

παράνοια
03-24-2008, 11:01 AM
well no but as certian countries (i think vietnam is one of them) have banned hamsters as a pet he can slowly cripple authority or economy by using hamsters as investation to vietnam and the rest of asia while he is at it. Once asia is in the DL control he can slowly take over the world.

Shadow
03-24-2008, 12:02 PM
Hamsters seem to be getting a rather bad reputation in this Geopolitical conflict.

I always thought that they were mostly regarded as the pleasure rodent amongst people of certain persuasions.

παράνοια
03-25-2008, 04:36 AM
Those people are also banned in vietnam

Shadow
03-26-2008, 12:11 PM
They all end up in Thailand.

παράνοια
03-27-2008, 12:40 AM
this is true

Shadow
03-27-2008, 03:40 AM
Sort of turn into Dolly Lamas!