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ice
07-03-2008, 11:28 AM
no trick ! dont repply back iether .

just makes me laugh . most , although not all , single poeple will inevitably be ?

hhhm ? lets see now ? boys and men .

i mean come on guys ! who the bl--dy hell would want to know you ?

most inteligent women have careers and stay single for good reason !

maybe because ? one day ? they will meet some one who rants on about nothing less than the world being totally buggered , paranoid to the worlds end .
i mean , im a bloke and ive hardly met any one worthy of holding some ones hands yet , let alone lay in the medow with ----------a WOMEN !

half blokes on chat forums have usually split with previouse partners .

may be .

wonder why !

how many threads hear talk about , how poeple love to take country walks ?
star gazing ? listening to dicky birds on a sunday morning before drinking perculated coffee ?

no wander our planet is totally f--ck-d .

women ? if you see this post ? dont answere it ! just learn about thoe who talk on this site .watch and see .

its like listening to voices who have nothingbetter to do with their lst beaths but curse the earth for all their muck ups .

well im going to do something different . im going to create a massive thread about , me , my sense of humar and a few other things , and maybe , some of the boys hear can learn something .

im not making a plea , for a partner , im just going to do something different .

however , ifyou deside that sitting on my face is a good start then maybe i can go with that .:D

oh bye the way , jane saw tarzan having sex with a tree , and was shocked , so she took tarzan aside and layed on the floor and said
"this is supposed to be where you put it"
suddenly tarzan took a long run up and kicked her in the beaver , and she screamed out "what was that for"
tarzan replied
"got to make sure al the bees have gone.:eek:

ha ha ha ha , brill .

my next thread is "life"

canadianguy
09-14-2008, 11:00 PM
hey w/e. i gotsa a woman now. all ya gatta do is get drunk with them. but first u scope her when shes not drunk and what she talks bout. then u get er done when the liquer is flowin. and mostly shell be there for long time if u make n effert

theconspiracist
05-03-2011, 11:26 AM
Hmmm....FYI there are more girls than there are men on this site. Man, care to get drunk, hun? lol

Chaser Tiponi
05-05-2011, 08:04 AM
Ice said: "however , ifyou deside that sitting on my face is a good start then maybe i can go with that ."




I wonder how drunk a woman has to be before she responds to that statement in a favorable manner?

I can just see it now.

Daughter: Mom , Dad, I met a man I want to have him over so you can meet him!
Dad:Where did you meet him honey?
Daughter: In the golden shower saloon Daddy. I've loved him so much ever since he let me sit on his face!

Yeah, ain't rocket science to figure out why so many guy's are trolling the internet looking for friends.

I never was able to treat woman that way. But I have sat in bars a couple times and seen guy's say stuff to ladies that kind of left me in shock. Always worked out good for me though.

I just wait until 45 seconds after some drunk spills half his beer in her lap and says something clever like, "want me to lick it off honey?" Then walk over and be nice to her.

If your a single guy at worst you have a gal to play darts with that eavining. And at best, well think I'll stop there :)

theconspiracist
05-09-2011, 03:52 PM
Ice said: "however , ifyou deside that sitting on my face is a good start then maybe i can go with that ."




I wonder how drunk a woman has to be before she responds to that statement in a favorable manner?

I can just see it now.

Daughter: Mom , Dad, I met a man I want to have him over so you can meet him!
Dad:Where did you meet him honey?
Daughter: In the golden shower saloon Daddy. I've loved him so much ever since he let me sit on his face!

Yeah, ain't rocket science to figure out why so many guy's are trolling the internet looking for friends.

I never was able to treat woman that way. But I have sat in bars a couple times and seen guy's say stuff to ladies that kind of left me in shock. Always worked out good for me though.

I just wait until 45 seconds after some drunk spills half his beer in her lap and says something clever like, "want me to lick it off honey?" Then walk over and be nice to her.

If your a single guy at worst you have a gal to play darts with that eavining. And at best, well think I'll stop there :)

What? You log in to Club Conspiracy while you're sitting at a bar while some busty and beautiful brunettes sits right next to you. And, asks if she could buy you a drink? LOL

(I know it is BA. lol j/k)

Chaser Tiponi
05-09-2011, 03:56 PM
What? You log in to Club Conspiracy while you're sitting at a bar while some busty and beautiful brunettes sits right next to you. And, asks if she could buy you a drink? LOL

(I know it is BA. lol j/k)

I don't bother sitting in bars anymore since I got rid of my ex wife. With out her in my life the urge to drink myself to death has been lifted!!!

theconspiracist
05-09-2011, 03:58 PM
I don't bother sitting in bars anymore since I got rid of my ex wife. With out her in my life the urge to drink myself to death has been lifted!!!

Hopefully, NOT with BA. lol (j/k)

Chaser Tiponi
05-09-2011, 04:07 PM
Hopefully, NOT with BA. lol (j/k)

Actually it seems (so far anyway) that her and I see some of the world the same way.

But Ive said it before. Ive met 2 woman on MySpace and they are completely different in person then they are online.

I appreciate my online friends. But I no longer even consider what they look like or any of that good stuff. Been there done that and I will never do it again :)

theconspiracist
05-09-2011, 04:26 PM
Online friends? You have those? lol

Anyways, ever since that crap with that woman happened. I have been incredulous about online dating. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind meeting someone. But I don't think any woman here is mindset enough. They just want to pick wars on these forums. Kinda like watching lame re-runs of "War of the Roses".

Chaser Tiponi
05-09-2011, 07:37 PM
The war of the Roses with out the physical abuse. Yeah, that pretty well sums it up :)

BlueAngel
05-09-2011, 08:47 PM
What? You log in to Club Conspiracy while you're sitting at a bar while some busty and beautiful brunettes sits right next to you. And, asks if she could buy you a drink? LOL

(I know it is BA. lol j/k)

LOL!

I know you wish it were me, but it isn't.

Only in your dreams!

LOL!

Sorry, but, I don't sit at bars asking if I can buy a GUY a drink.

I don't sit at bars, period.

I'm not busty nor am I a brunette and even if I were and sitting at a bar I still wouldn't ask if I could buy the guy a drink.

More like, the guy should buy me a drink!

Jeez!

Talk about the women's movement!

What a catastrophe!

theconspiracist
05-09-2011, 09:19 PM
LOL!

I know you wish it were me, but it isn't.

Only in your dreams!

LOL!

Sorry, but, I don't sit at bars asking if I can buy a GUY a drink.

I don't sit at bars, period.

I'm not busty nor am I a brunette and even if I were and sitting at a bar I still wouldn't ask if I could buy the guy a drink.

More like, the guy should buy me a drink!

Jeez!

Talk about the women's movement!

What a catastrophe!

:rolleyes: Well, isn't that a good thing to know. But hey, I would buy you a drink.

BlueAngel
05-09-2011, 09:45 PM
:rolleyes: Well, isn't that a good thing to know. But hey, I would buy you a drink.

Hey, thanks for the drink!

Chaser Tiponi
05-10-2011, 12:32 AM
LOL!

I know you wish it were me, but it isn't.

Only in your dreams!

LOL!

Sorry, but, I don't sit at bars asking if I can buy a GUY a drink.

I don't sit at bars, period.

I'm not busty nor am I a brunette and even if I were and sitting at a bar I still wouldn't ask if I could buy the guy a drink.

More like, the guy should buy me a drink!

Jeez!

Talk about the women's movement!

What a catastrophe!

But if you did sit in bars just because, wouldn't you favor a guy who was nice after the doosh before came and spilled a beer on you. And then said mind if I lick it off?

True story lol... I couldn't believe that! I was like Wow! I walked over to her and helped her clean it off. And we got along good after that. But the nerve! OMG! lol...

I guess we all have our stories but geez!! That is one of "MY" better success stories! :) And it's true lol.

After all Who could make that stuff up? lmao....

BlueAngel
05-11-2011, 06:43 PM
But if you did sit in bars just because, wouldn't you favor a guy who was nice after the doosh before came and spilled a beer on you. And then said mind if I lick it off?

True story lol... I couldn't believe that! I was like Wow! I walked over to her and helped her clean it off. And we got along good after that. But the nerve! OMG! lol...

I guess we all have our stories but geez!! That is one of "MY" better success stories! :) And it's true lol.

After all Who could make that stuff up? lmao....

Sound gross to me!

symphonious
02-04-2012, 07:44 PM
I've gotta admit, the idea of a bunch of male conspiracy theorists trying to find a date through this forum only to find out it's a big nerdy sausage party is a pretty funny idea.... And it may very well be the true situation we find ourselves in...

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