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Revelation1217
07-17-2008, 03:22 PM
Prostitute Barbie - The New "Sexy" Barbie That Goes Way Too Far

Mattel is releasing a new "Black Canary" Barbie doll with kinky fishnet leggings that go way too high, a motorcycle jacket, black gloves and kinky black boots. Go check out the stunning picture:

Funny Stuff: Prostitute Barbie - The New Super Sexy "Black Canary" Barbie Doll That Goes Way, Way Over The Line (http://funny-stuff-comedy-and-humor.blogspot.com/2008/07/prostitute-barbie-new-super-sexy-black.html)

BlueAngel
07-17-2008, 03:50 PM
Prostitute Barbie - The New "Sexy" Barbie That Goes Way Too Far

Mattel is releasing a new "Black Canary" Barbie doll with kinky fishnet leggings that go way too high, a motorcycle jacket, black gloves and kinky black boots. Go check out the stunning picture:

Funny Stuff: Prostitute Barbie - The New Super Sexy "Black Canary" Barbie Doll That Goes Way, Way Over The Line (http://funny-stuff-comedy-and-humor.blogspot.com/2008/07/prostitute-barbie-new-super-sexy-black.html)

Incredible.

Is Ken pimping her out?

Out of the Box
08-05-2008, 04:36 AM
This is obviously a parody and not to be taken seriously.

BlueAngel
08-05-2008, 06:15 PM
This is obviously a parody and not to be taken seriously.

So, these Barbie dolls are really not on the selves at Toys 'r' Us?

Out of the Box
08-06-2008, 02:37 AM
So, these Barbie dolls are really not on the selves at Toys 'r' Us?

I don't know. I'm not American ;)

Are they?!?!? :confused:

justgroovy
08-06-2008, 05:30 PM
pretty sure this is just a joke ...

BlueAngel
08-09-2008, 11:09 PM
Did RedRat delete his post on this thread after he realized this was not to be taken seriously and he had?

justgroovy
08-10-2008, 08:57 AM
hmm i'm not sure why he deleted it, i mean even if this barbie is a joke it doesn't make what he said any less true.

BlueAngel
08-10-2008, 09:43 AM
hmm i'm not sure why he deleted it, i mean even if this barbie is a joke it doesn't make what he said any less true.

I don't remember what he said in his comment.

Can't agree with you more.

It certainly would have been taken seriously if it were true even if this Barbie is a joke.

Maybe he can post it again.

justgroovy
08-10-2008, 11:56 AM
I don't remember what he said in his comment.

Can't agree with you more.

It certainly would have been taken seriously if it were true even if this Barbie is a joke.

Maybe he can post it again.

I certainly hope he'll repost as well. The gist of it was that a lot of these dolls/toys are not as wholesome as they once may have been.

I agree with this, just the fact that even for a moment someone could think that this particular Barbie creation was real shows that it isn't that far out of the realm of possibility.

BlueAngel
08-10-2008, 11:59 AM
I certainly hope he'll repost as well. The gist of it was that a lot of these dolls/toys are not as wholesome as they once may have been.

I agree with this, just the fact that even for a moment someone could think that this particular Barbie creation was real shows that it isn't that far out of the realm of possibility.

Personally, I don't think Barbie was ever wholesome.:)

justgroovy
08-10-2008, 12:04 PM
touche!

BlueAngel
08-10-2008, 11:54 PM
How did you know Prostitute Barbie wasn't for real, JustGroovy?

You've agreed with me that Barbie was never wholesome, so which dolls are not as wholesome as they once may have been?

Can you name any?

justgroovy
08-12-2008, 06:59 PM
How did you know Prostitute Barbie wasn't for real, JustGroovy?

You've agreed with me that Barbie was never wholesome, so which dolls are not as wholesome as they once may have been?

Can you name any?

Well I knew that Barbie would never sponsor a prostitute version of their doll, I mean that's just not going to happen. Just like Disney wouldn't add a porn theatre on main street at the Magic Kingdom.

I was agreeing with toys in general not dolls in particular. I don't have kids so I don't really look too much at dolls, but I do see Hannah Montana plastered everywhere pimping various HM swag. Makeup, hair extensions, etc all with the HM logo on it. If I had children I'm not sure I would love for them to be wearing makeup and hair extensions and whatever else she's selling at an early age. I am assuming that the kids who watch that show are around 7 - 11ish?

BlueAngel
08-12-2008, 09:03 PM
Well I knew that Barbie would never sponsor a prostitute version of their doll, I mean that's just not going to happen. Just like Disney wouldn't add a porn theatre on main street at the Magic Kingdom.

I was agreeing with toys in general not dolls in particular. I don't have kids so I don't really look too much at dolls, but I do see Hannah Montana plastered everywhere pimping various HM swag. Makeup, hair extensions, etc all with the HM logo on it. If I had children I'm not sure I would love for them to be wearing makeup and hair extensions and whatever else she's selling at an early age. I am assuming that the kids who watch that show are around 7 - 11ish?

But, you said it wasn't so far out of the realm of possibility because RedRat thought it was true.

Considering what they push on our youngsters, Hannah Montana is tame at present.

She has acquired a following, just as they desire. That is the very first important step.

Next, she will very soon take a 90 degree turn same as Spears and all the others so she can push their agenda of immorality; sexually and otherwise.

They already accomplished a slight deviance with the Annie Liebowitz photographs.

Particularly, the one with her father.

Remember, Britney was first presented to us in her Catholic school skirt.

redrat11
08-26-2008, 12:52 PM
Ladies, I was referring to the line of childrens dolls called "The Bratz" they are geared toward girls between 8 and up I think, if you go to a department store toy aisle, or just google the images, you will see how the NWO COMPANY that makes those dolls are brainwashing young girls to dress like sluts, or should I say "club chicks" this is innapropiate for girls under 18. IMO. High heels and skimpy skirts is not right for kids. By the way I have'nt heard a peep from parental groups protesting these dolls, they've been on the market for over 5 years I think.

redrat11
08-26-2008, 02:46 PM
did'nt Britney Spears and Christina Aguilerra, along with Hannah ascend from one of those Disney teenybopper clubs, the mousketeers or something like that? Christina seems to be the only one who has her 'faculties' correct.

BlueAngel
08-26-2008, 09:53 PM
did'nt Britney Spears and Christina Aguilerra, along with Hannah ascend from one of those Disney teenybopper clubs, the mousketeers or something like that? Christina seems to be the only one who has her 'faculties' correct.

How do you know Christina has her faculties correct?

Maybe she's just a good little slave, like Madonna.

Please do your research about who has ascended from the Disney ranks into popular music.

redrat11
08-26-2008, 10:50 PM
How do you know Christina has her faculties correct?

Maybe she's just a good little slave, like Madonna.

Please do your research about who has ascended from the Disney ranks into popular music.

I think your right on this BA, I remember that scene from some music award ceremony where the queen witch Madonna, stood in the middle of both britney and christina, and then turned to kiss each of them on the lips passionately with the tongue. Madonna probably is there controller.

Operative
08-30-2008, 01:17 AM
Ladies, I was referring to the line of childrens dolls called "The Bratz" they are geared toward girls between 8 and up I think, if you go to a department store toy aisle, or just google the images, you will see how the NWO COMPANY that makes those dolls are brainwashing young girls to dress like sluts, or should I say "club chicks" this is innapropiate for girls under 18. IMO. High heels and skimpy skirts is not right for kids. By the way I have'nt heard a peep from parental groups protesting these dolls, they've been on the market for over 5 years I think.

Who the hell has ever heard of a line of children's dolls called "The Bratz."

I have three children and they never once made mention of this doll.

Operative
08-30-2008, 01:24 AM
I think your right on this BA, I remember that scene from some music award ceremony where the queen witch Madonna, stood in the middle of both britney and christina, and then turned to kiss each of them on the lips passionately with the tongue. Madonna probably is there controller.

My GOD!

The earth and stars have stood still.

RedRat agrees with me on something.

How disgusting.

Madonna, Christina and Britney all sharing in some tongue.

How 'bout Maddona's MTV, or was it the Grammy awards performance back in the day when she practically masturbated on stage performing, "Virgin."

Well, at least I think it was the song, "Virgin."

How 'bout her book, whatever it was called, wherein she paraded around the streets of Miami and elsewhere naked?

Within this book there were plenty of pictures of her engaging in sexual acts.

Forget the name of it.

I bought one and never opened it.

Found it in my crawlspace the other day with other collectibles; looked at it and tossed it.

What happened to Michael Jackson's Ranch, "Never Never Land?"

Are they still ushering the "less fortunate" children of the world there or did it close down when Michael went into hiding?

Yeah, Madonna, their controller and throw Paris Hilton into the loop as well.

What a bunch of whores running around the music industry and Hollywood these days.

justgroovy
08-30-2008, 10:13 AM
Who the hell has ever heard of a line of children's dolls called "The Bratz."

I have three children and they never once made mention of this doll.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/raim0007/gwss1001/Bratz-Diamondz-Large.jpg
here they are

Leonardo
09-06-2008, 03:06 AM
Prostitute Barbie - The New "Sexy" Barbie That Goes Way Too Far

Mattel is releasing a new "Black Canary" Barbie doll with kinky fishnet leggings that go way too high, a motorcycle jacket, black gloves and kinky black boots. Go check out the stunning picture:

Funny Stuff: Prostitute Barbie - The New Super Sexy "Black Canary" Barbie Doll That Goes Way, Way Over The Line (http://funny-stuff-comedy-and-humor.blogspot.com/2008/07/prostitute-barbie-new-super-sexy-black.html)

Well you know it comes from this whole goth thing you know. I blaim the vegans for this. We need to get back to steak potatos and some NUTRITION people! I mean, it's not our fault they all shop at hot topic!

Leonardo
09-06-2008, 03:44 AM
Prostitute Barbie - The New "Sexy" Barbie That Goes Way Too Far

Mattel is releasing a new "Black Canary" Barbie doll with kinky fishnet leggings that go way too high, a motorcycle jacket, black gloves and kinky black boots. Go check out the stunning picture:

Funny Stuff: Prostitute Barbie - The New Super Sexy "Black Canary" Barbie Doll That Goes Way, Way Over The Line (http://funny-stuff-comedy-and-humor.blogspot.com/2008/07/prostitute-barbie-new-super-sexy-black.html)

Well what do you expect the little girl idiots to play with since they've been watching Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel? I mean, she's just like a straight up Disney Ho. So, all they girls want to to be hos now. They want their little barbie dolls to look like Hannah Montana slut ho trash. So Matel is happy to ablidge.

Stupid parents! Buying their precious little girls little ho dolls to play with for Christmas. They should be shot.

Out of the Box
09-08-2008, 05:38 AM
Well you know it comes from this whole goth thing you know. I blaim the vegans for this.

That's just plain idiotic.

Well what do you expect the little girl idiots to play with since they've been watching Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel? I mean, she's just like a straight up Disney Ho.

In what way is Hannah Montana a "Ho"?

BlueAngel
09-08-2008, 09:35 AM
That's just plain idiotic.

In what way is Hannah Montana a "Ho"?

The pictures were the beginning.

Give her time.

Out of the Box
09-08-2008, 09:47 AM
The pictures were the beginning.

Give her time.

Pictures?

I must have missed something....

BlueAngel
09-08-2008, 10:04 AM
Pictures?

I must have missed something....

Yeah, you did.

Out of the Box
09-08-2008, 10:09 AM
Yeah, you did.

Why don't you tell us WHAT I missed, then? ;)

Leonardo
09-08-2008, 04:31 PM
That's just plain idiotic.



In what way is Hannah Montana a "Ho"?

Well, I tell you, I was up at the Walmart the other day, and I was around the electronics section checking out camcorders. So on the TVS this Hannah Montana came on. And I just stood there watching it for a moment, and I thought to myself, What a little HO!

Now that probably wasn't a good thought. And I don't want to be judgemental. But I think my first thought was right. Little disney hos grow up to be BIG HO's. I mean just look at that Sex in the City lady. I heard she used to be a disney chipmunk or one the mice on there or something.

BlueAngel
09-08-2008, 06:51 PM
Why don't you tell us WHAT I missed, then? ;)

Provocative pictures of Hannah taken by Leibowitz alone and with her father. It's somewhere on the Mind Control within the Music Industry thread.

Too tired to look for it right now, but I'm sure you can find it through GOOGLE.

Leonardo
09-08-2008, 09:53 PM
Provocative pictures of Hannah taken by Leibowitz alone and with her father. It's somewhere on the Mind Control within the Music Industry thread.

Too tired to look for it right now, but I'm sure you can find it through GOOGLE.

You are a truly nasty individual. Do you really expect me to look for provocative Hannah Montana pictures with her father.

You're sick, Cathy. You're just plain sick.

redrat11
09-08-2008, 10:20 PM
Bratz



http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c307/reddog11/SteppinOut_Group.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c307/reddog11/_42187482_bling300.jpg




My Top Reasons NOT to Buy Bratz Dolls - Associated Content (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/91824/my_top_reasons_not_to_buy_bratz_dolls.html)




Like I mentioned once here, it won't be long before homosexual couple dolls emerge, if not already out there.;)

Leonardo
09-08-2008, 11:37 PM
Ok, this is just a random observation, but I don't get this whole thing about denim, or blue jeans. I mean we've been all wearing these jeans for about 100 years I think. Quite frankly I'm tired of blue jeans. And I'm tired of hot topic. And I'm tired of JC Pennys and I'm tired of Wall Mart.

I think I'm just going to start dressing in a white robe. I'll get a robe for everyday of the week and be done with it. I'm sorry, I think women's fashion is boring today. There's nothing elegant about it. It's blah.

I want to find a nun to marry. But I want her to keep her nun outfit. That would be neat.

Out of the Box
09-09-2008, 08:53 AM
Provocative pictures of Hannah taken by Leibowitz alone and with her father. It's somewhere on the Mind Control within the Music Industry thread.

What's so bad about those pictures? Her usual work is far more extreme. These look actually quite artistic and beautiful.

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/miley_cyrus/miley-cyrus-vanity-fair.jpg

http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miley1.jpg

redrat11
09-09-2008, 09:32 AM
What's so bad about those pictures? Her usual work is far more extreme. These look actually quite artistic and beautiful.

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/miley_cyrus/miley-cyrus-vanity-fair.jpg

http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miley1.jpg

if u had a daughter under 18, would u allow someone to take provacitive pics like the top one? I sure would'nt.

Out of the Box
09-09-2008, 09:42 AM
if u had a daughter under 18, would u allow someone to take provacitive pics like the top one? I sure would'nt.

It would depend on context and mental age. Some 15-year-olds are still pretty much kids, while others are more mature than your average 21-year-old.

Besides... neither pic is sexual of nature, so I don't really see the problem.

BlueAngel
09-09-2008, 12:17 PM
It would depend on context and mental age. Some 15-year-olds are still pretty much kids, while others are more mature than your average 21-year-old.

Besides... neither pic is sexual of nature, so I don't really see the problem.

She's wrapped in her father's arms as if they are lovers.

Quite distasteful.

If you can't see that, well, then, there's no point in discussing it further.

Out of the Box
09-09-2008, 03:53 PM
She's wrapped in her father's arms as if they are lovers.

That's just your interpretation. I don't see why this is a pose of lovers per se.

Leonardo
09-09-2008, 04:24 PM
That's just your interpretation. I don't see why this is a pose of lovers per se.

you know in this case I'm going to have to kind of agree with you. I mean I've seen my girl cousins leaning against their dads like that. That's not too suggestive I don't think, that's just something girls do.

She actually looks slightly less ho-like here than on the Disney Channel.

But it's sad to me. She really is a pretty little girl.

But on the other hand that picture showing her back, folks, that's pretty suggestive. They are trying to form and fashion her ho qualities early on. Damn sad to me. In 10 years she'll be a little trashed out goth vamp.

Out of the Box
09-09-2008, 04:39 PM
But on the other hand that picture showing her back, folks, that's pretty suggestive. They are trying to form and fashion her ho qualities early on. Damn sad to me. In 10 years she'll be a little trashed out goth vamp.

What's wrong with Goths? ;)

Leonardo
09-09-2008, 04:54 PM
What's wrong with Goths? ;)

Well here's the thing. I had to grow and go to school with all these goths right. I grew up in a children's home and all of them wanted to be goths and vampires and gangsters. I don't know, I just always thought they were so stupid. Nothing interesting going on in their heads.

Well I guess the vampires went out and bit everyone because now everyone and their dog is a goth or some sort of vampire creature or a zombie.

Besides, it's not even Goth. When I went to Romania I saw Goth. Except they didn't want to be vampires or werewolfs or zombies. I had some great times with some real people who practically speaking still lived in a gothic culture. Went to some great Orthodox masses, and was served some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life. But these goth people were just normal farmers. They were closer akin to the idea on the painting American Gothic.

So I guess it all depends on one's interpretation of goth. If hauling hay and working a garden on a farm is goth, heck I guess I'm goth too. OH LET'S ALL BE GOTH AND BE DONE WITH IT!

No, but seriously, we're being overrun with zombies and vampires. I grew up with these kinds of people. I thought they were stupid then, I think they're stupid now. So I think I'm going to start an anti-goth movement. Our battle cry will be, "White! It's the new black!"

BlueAngel
09-09-2008, 06:23 PM
That's just your interpretation. I don't see why this is a pose of lovers per se.

Yep. It is my interpretation and we are all entitled to our own interpretations.

Seems to me his wife and Hannah's mother should have posed with Billy in this pictcure instead of their daughter.

Inappropriate in my opinion.

BlueAngel
09-09-2008, 06:32 PM
What's so bad about those pictures? Her usual work is far more extreme. These look actually quite artistic and beautiful.

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/miley_cyrus/miley-cyrus-vanity-fair.jpg

http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miley1.jpg

If her usual work is far more extreme then why are you acting as if she isn't a Disney puppet, who has been groomed and slated to become perhaps the next Spears?

Not a role model for teenagers, but a female in the industry who will attract a following with her innocence in the beginning and then from there "sexual" programming thrust upon our youngsters in her lyrics and behavior on stage, perhaps.

Void of sexual inhibition is the agenda they have for our children and society, for that matter.

Love equals sex and sex equals love and, therefore, the breakdown of family and marriage.

Leonardo
09-09-2008, 08:20 PM
Well, it is quite obvious to me that Billy Ray has some Illuminati involvement. That's probably why millen his daughter is being tapped.

Just watch this secret Illuminati ritual caught on video. They were doing this strange cultic dance to Achy Breaky Heart at one of their rituals.

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Out of the Box
09-10-2008, 05:47 AM
Well, it is quite obvious to me that Billy Ray has some Illuminati involvement. That's probably why millen his daughter is being tapped.

Just watch this secret Illuminati ritual caught on video. They were doing this strange cultic dance to Achy Breaky Heart at one of their rituals.

Is there a point to your trolling?

Leonardo
09-10-2008, 06:45 AM
Is there a point to your trolling?

Is there a point to yours?

Leonardo
09-10-2008, 07:05 AM
Besides, that's rich stuff right there. I mean, you should be paying me for that sort of information.

Out of the Box
09-10-2008, 07:12 AM
Is there a point to yours?

I'm not a troll. You are :p

Leonardo
09-10-2008, 07:20 AM
I was thinking though that it really is terribly sad. Miley Cyrus really is a beautiful young lady. And I'm sure that if she wasn't being molded by the forces in her life and all the social pressures to become this pop tart icon for disney and the world, she would develope into a beautiful person.

But I swear, they're going to ruin her. And she will never perceive or know what happened. She will not remember the time before she was 'magically' transformed into Hannah Montana and began her whirlwind of a life.

It's sad. Because I bet she's not really like that at all. I'm watching the total loss of innocence, reality, purity, and soul in a human being. They'll do to her what they did to Brittany. And she'll never know or remember what it all meant or what she lost.


Sad. Just unbelievably sad. And the cycle of human trafficking in the name of the music industry will continue. I just wonder when America is going to wake up to reality and stop living in the Fantasia of Disney World. Some sort of damned hypnotic spell cast over the millions. And everyone just keeps dancing to the tune, marching to beat of the same old drummer.

Yeah, she's a real rock star now. And I am certain that she will have wonderful tours, go all over the world, make millions of dollars, have great adventures, parties, wining, dining...

but one of these days, many years from now...she'll be alone. She'll remember little glimses of childhood. But she will not recognize them or make connections with them. She does not know it, but she is systematically losing her self and her path right now. This is not Miley Cyrus. This is Hannah Montana. And Hannah Montana does not exist. But she will consume and devour Miley Cyrus just as sure as I type this message on Sept. 10, 2008.

Leonardo
09-10-2008, 07:22 AM
I'm not a troll. You are :p

I know that. But I am the Good Troll of the North.