View Full Version : Sticks, the problem of.

07-20-2005, 10:52 AM
It is inevitable that man will be destroyed by what is closest to him. Humans have spent their lives blissfully unaware of the iminent danger they are in. When you go outside, when you clean your house, even when your on a bus the threat is everywhere. They are known to us as Sticks....they are in cahoots you know. They are secretly trying to take over the world. everywhere you look you can see them in the forms of brooms and baseball bats, practically anything that is wooden can transform into a stick and kill you. When the time is right these fiends will attack and take over the world without mercy. The highest concentration of the evil sticks are found in trees....and they are watching you. if you dont believe me fine dont believe me...but look out your window and look at a tree and tell me you dont feel unexplainable terror...TELL ME!!! (shaking fist) :-o

07-20-2005, 01:22 PM
As I always keep an open mind I will consider the data presented. Based on the information provided, my need to have trees to provide air to breathe and on your lack of credentials I will have to assign this a priority rating of 1 on a scale where 1x10^5000 is "most important" and 1 is "least important".

Please let us know if you can establish additional credibility. There are countless Satanists flooding the web with bogus data- part of the point of many of use being a part of this forum is to expose them. Further, I can assure you that I never feel terror nor am I susceptible to fear based mind games.


07-20-2005, 02:53 PM
Does this SHIT even deserve a reply?????

07-20-2005, 03:04 PM
No it doesn't- I just thought I'd give SM some insight he/she may not have.

There are no sheep here.

07-20-2005, 03:05 PM
"Be afraid, be very afraid!!"

Who said that??

07-20-2005, 03:05 PM
I know you did your JOB!!!

07-20-2005, 03:07 PM
"Blind men with sticks and herds of sheep."


Who said that?

08-16-2005, 09:44 AM
Now i don't consider myself to be the type who is easily fooled by every Tom, Dick & Harry conspiracy-con-artist, but this post has intrigued me...in fact it has made me feel ever so slightly soiled in my lower garments. Think about it...when the weather gets bad, what are the first 'accidents' you hear of? A tree has fallen(by its own valition??)onto a small child, or a car, or a house...i could go on. Someone said that they provide us with an essential resource(oxygen),what a cunning ploy! Make us totally dependant on them, thus ensuring their survival until the time is right for the strike!
Looking out my window now i see hundreds of a sticks in all manners of appearance, clutching the streets & houses. Some have even evolved deadly weapons already, which they practice & refine on small creatures, establishing a foothold until they can proceed up Earth's hierarchy. Mark my words...the day will come. I just hope it isn't in my time & that somehow we can figure out a way of preventing the inevitable human harvesting(as we have done to them for centuries!).....

08-16-2005, 06:45 PM
The problem of sticks has intrigued you???

I find that fascinating!!!

Seems you're more interested in trees!!

08-17-2005, 10:11 AM
...err...where do you think sticks come from!? If not trees then i'm baffled as to where they are produced.

08-17-2005, 03:57 PM
When I think of a tree, I see branches and limbs.

To each their own as the saying goes!!

08-17-2005, 04:04 PM
Is this thread for real? Admittedly I've had a bottle of wine so not on top form but I still don't get it.... Is it just me :-D

08-17-2005, 04:09 PM
Ana wrote:
Is this thread for real? Admittedly I've had a bottle of wine so not on top form but I still don't get it.... Is it just me :-D

No! It's not for real. When I saw that you replied, I thought, OMG!! this thread is gaining strength and it's about, Sticks, the problem of.

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-)

08-26-2005, 03:35 PM
...or is it?

08-26-2005, 06:46 PM
Actually, your friendly neighborhood black ski-mask police officers have batons made of... wood to beat you with when you refuse to submit to their order.
And when riots break out, what's the most common weapon people own that hasn't been banned yet?... the Loiseville Slugger WOODEN baseball bats. :-P

08-26-2005, 07:50 PM
Betty wrote:
...or is it?

If not sticks, Betty, what do you think it is about???