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Public Enemy Number One 11-20-2009 10:43 AM

The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
I have decided to discuss the threat to our youth and citizens of the impure practice of Onanism (onanism - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary) I have provided a link describing this disgusting, vile, impure and evil practice.
Is it bad enough that millions of Americans are riddled with uncontrollable lust that dforces them to wretchedly stimulate themselves? Oh no, the Pro-Onanism crowd isn't happy with that. According to a report by Fox News on August 26, 2009 the U.N is trying to teach FIVE YEAR OLDs the filthy, disgusting, lust filled practice of Onanism!!(U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds - United Nations - FOXNews.com) My Lord Jesus Christ!! Will these lust filled sexual deviants STOP AT NOTHING?! Innocent children are being turned into lust driven, sex crazed deviants at the AGE OF FIVE YEARS OLD!! I agree totally with Ms. Turner of the Citizens for Responsible Curriculum: "Why can't kids be kids anymore"
Fellow righteous Christian Americans, we MUST make a stand against this evil deviance! It is time we took the battle to these perverts and pushed them where they belong -BACK into the closet. It is easy to see that a coalition of craven perverts, deviants and freaks are trying to brainwash our children and turn them into whore mongers, lust driven freaks and self abusers. If you stand with the Lord Jesus Christ then you know what you MUST DO!

Suggestions for the War Against Onanism:

* Teach your kids self abuse perverts them and turns them into lust driven freaks
* Work to outlaw the devices of Satan euphemistically called "sex toys"
* Teach your kids to report Teachers that try to introduce perversion into their minds
* Instruct your kids that sex, as mandated by the Creator of the Universe, was meant between 1) a man and a woman, 2) ONLY in a marriage and 3) NEVER by filthy, disgusting, evil, vile, sinful self stimulation

WAKE UP CHRISTIAN AMERICA! THE DEVIANTS ARE AT YOUR DOOR, TRYING TO TURN YOUR KIDS INTO SEXUALLY DEVIANT, PERVERTED FREAKS!!

RussyB 11-30-2009 12:25 AM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
Great post and this is indeed a social awareness which you are doing, great job keep going.

albie 11-30-2009 05:47 AM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
Hilarious load of wank.

Public Enemy Number One 12-02-2009 03:01 PM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by albie (Post 63316)
Hilarious load of wank.

So..I take it you are a heathen. Well, I suppose if I was a Godless, perverted, immoral/amoral heathen I would agree with you.
Yes, continue your immorality and continue disbelieveing in Jesus-it dosen't make a difference to me. Either way, you, sir, will burn in Hell forever and ever.
Have fun being Satan's cabin boy in the Lake of Fire.

albie 12-03-2009 04:44 AM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
The Bible was WRITTEN by the side of evil. Satan is a good guy who had his character assassinated.

You worship evil.

Vera 12-03-2009 11:31 AM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
While I agree it is a disgrace that people are teaching young children how to masturbate, but I feel you are taking things a little too far. Masturbation, by itself, does not produce an evil person. Masturbation does not create a sex-crazed pervert, either. You can believe however you like, but that does not make it absolute. I am a highly religious person, but I was raised to respect people for themselves. The only one that should be judging others for their practices is God himself. Instead of berating others and screaming they're going to hell, you should just promote what should and shouldn't be done to achieve reaching the kingdom of God. The minute you yell, belittle, and the like, everybody tends to tune you out. Just a piece of advice.




Quote:

Originally Posted by Public Enemy Number One (Post 63128)
I have decided to discuss the threat to our youth and citizens of the impure practice of Onanism (onanism - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary) I have provided a link describing this disgusting, vile, impure and evil practice.
Is it bad enough that millions of Americans are riddled with uncontrollable lust that dforces them to wretchedly stimulate themselves? Oh no, the Pro-Onanism crowd isn't happy with that. According to a report by Fox News on August 26, 2009 the U.N is trying to teach FIVE YEAR OLDs the filthy, disgusting, lust filled practice of Onanism!!(U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds - United Nations - FOXNews.com) My Lord Jesus Christ!! Will these lust filled sexual deviants STOP AT NOTHING?! Innocent children are being turned into lust driven, sex crazed deviants at the AGE OF FIVE YEARS OLD!! I agree totally with Ms. Turner of the Citizens for Responsible Curriculum: "Why can't kids be kids anymore"
Fellow righteous Christian Americans, we MUST make a stand against this evil deviance! It is time we took the battle to these perverts and pushed them where they belong -BACK into the closet. It is easy to see that a coalition of craven perverts, deviants and freaks are trying to brainwash our children and turn them into whore mongers, lust driven freaks and self abusers. If you stand with the Lord Jesus Christ then you know what you MUST DO!

Suggestions for the War Against Onanism:

* Teach your kids self abuse perverts them and turns them into lust driven freaks
* Work to outlaw the devices of Satan euphemistically called "sex toys"
* Teach your kids to report Teachers that try to introduce perversion into their minds
* Instruct your kids that sex, as mandated by the Creator of the Universe, was meant between 1) a man and a woman, 2) ONLY in a marriage and 3) NEVER by filthy, disgusting, evil, vile, sinful self stimulation


WAKE UP CHRISTIAN AMERICA! THE DEVIANTS ARE AT YOUR DOOR, TRYING TO TURN YOUR KIDS INTO SEXUALLY DEVIANT, PERVERTED FREAKS!!


Public Enemy Number One 12-04-2009 09:20 AM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vera (Post 63438)
While I agree it is a disgrace that people are teaching young children how to masturbate, but I feel you are taking things a little too far. Masturbation, by itself, does not produce an evil person. Masturbation does not create a sex-crazed pervert, either. You can believe however you like, but that does not make it absolute. I am a highly religious person, but I was raised to respect people for themselves. The only one that should be judging others for their practices is God himself. Instead of berating others and screaming they're going to hell, you should just promote what should and shouldn't be done to achieve reaching the kingdom of God. The minute you yell, belittle, and the like, everybody tends to tune you out. Just a piece of advice.

Oh really? Hmm..well check this out Male Genital Problem

ANd because I am a Child of God, I offer this as a source for those enslaved to this perversion who wish to purify themselves of this filthy habit: If you really want to quit masturbation

also this How to Stop Masturbation Addiction | Porn & Masturbation Addiction Help

Here we see the plea of a young man who is in love, but is enslaved to the vile perversion of Onanism How can I stop my masturbation habit? It feels like I'm cheating on the girl I love! - relationship advice

The Scriptures makes no provision for this vile perversion, and in fact condemns it when discussing Onans unwillingness to impregnate. We are told in Scripture to look at a women (and I suppose a man as well) with in our heart is to have committed adultery.
The Scriptures also makes no provisions for divorce except in the case of adultry. As the Lord said, men take hte Word of God and distort it to fit what they want. Let every man be a liar, But God be true!

Public Enemy Number One 12-04-2009 09:23 AM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by albie (Post 63427)
The Bible was WRITTEN by the side of evil. Satan is a good guy who had his character assassinated.

You worship evil.

I see you have sided with the Prince of Darkness. How sad.

I suggest you do this to ready yourself for the eternity of torment that awaits you:

1) get a candle

2) light the candle

3) put your hand over the flame

With practice, you may not suffer as terribly as you will in the Lake of Fire. Then again, since you more then likely will not have the fortitude to allow the flame to slowly eat a hole through the flesh of your hand, I doubt it. But try it anyway. If you can stand the suffering it will cause as the fire chars the flesh and burns a hole clean through your hand, then I imagine you *might* be able to handle an eternity of unspeakable suffering.

Vera 12-05-2009 10:20 AM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
Now, this is what I meant. Thank you for posting this way. More people are willing to listen and such, if they are presented information in a calm, matter-of-fact way. I am not saying whether or not masturbation is bad. I was remarking on the extremities you were taking it by yelling fire and brimstone. I do not tell others what they believe is wrong. That subject is between God, or whatever diety/name/etc. a person worships, and that person. I've just found it easier to get your point across, when it comes to religion, when it is done more calmly. :-) Also providing information for people to review helps, like you did. Thank you.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Public Enemy Number One (Post 63452)
Oh really? Hmm..well check this out Male Genital Problem

ANd because I am a Child of God, I offer this as a source for those enslaved to this perversion who wish to purify themselves of this filthy habit: If you really want to quit masturbation

also this How to Stop Masturbation Addiction | Porn & Masturbation Addiction Help

Here we see the plea of a young man who is in love, but is enslaved to the vile perversion of Onanism How can I stop my masturbation habit? It feels like I'm cheating on the girl I love! - relationship advice

The Scriptures makes no provision for this vile perversion, and in fact condemns it when discussing Onans unwillingness to impregnate. We are told in Scripture to look at a women (and I suppose a man as well) with in our heart is to have committed adultery.
The Scriptures also makes no provisions for divorce except in the case of adultry. As the Lord said, men take hte Word of God and distort it to fit what they want. Let every man be a liar, But God be true!


JazzRoc 12-05-2009 04:19 PM

Re: The Evil Tidal Wave of Onanism (Self-Abuse)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Public Enemy Number One (Post 63453)
I see you have sided with the Prince of Darkness. How sad. I suggest you do this to ready yourself for the eternity of torment that awaits you:
1) get a candle
2) light the candle
3) put your hand over the flame
With practice, you may not suffer as terribly as you will in the Lake of Fire. Then again, since you more then likely will not have the fortitude to allow the flame to slowly eat a hole through the flesh of your hand, I doubt it. But try it anyway. If you can stand the suffering it will cause as the fire chars the flesh and burns a hole clean through your hand, then I imagine you *might* be able to handle an eternity of unspeakable suffering.

I see you have sided with an "imaginary friend". How sad.
I suggest you do this to ready yourself for the LIFETIME of torment that awaits you:
1) get a candle
2) light the candle
3) put your COCK (AND ESPECIALLY YOUR BALLS) over the flame
With practice, you may not suffer as terribly as you will in the BATTLE OF THE SEXES.
Then again, since you more then likely will not have the fortitude to allow the flame to slowly eat a hole through the skin of your scrotum, I doubt it. But try it anyway. If you can stand the suffering it will cause as the fire chars the flesh and burns holes clean through your balls, then I imagine you *might* have rendered a service to Mankind (by not allowing your genes to enter the human gene pool) and be the very first person to receive a NON-POSTHUMOUS Darwin award.
I shall cheer you on....


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