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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

He goes pale, drops his head into his hands and bawls uncontrollably for a while.

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, particularly given that over 2,000 american soldiers have been killed in Iraq...nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks..........''How many is a brazillion ??!'

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:-D

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This one got a brazilion laughs from a Brazilian !

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Why do the Chinese ride bicycles???

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Because their straw hats won't fit in a car ?

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LOL! That's a possibility, and so is their relative independence from foreign petroleum!!

Here's another one :

Knock, knock . . .
Who's there
Armageddon . . .
Armageddon, who?
Armageddon tired of this goofy new world order crap!

But seriously, according to "Educate Yourself" the essence of the NWO is total obedience to the state, in the classic Hegelian sense! Sounds like classical Rome, Napoleonic France, Hitler's Germany, and . . . . . . ..????