Not big conspiracy issue...just same old same old
 

http://www.imakenews.com/lng/e_article000463013.cfm?x=bK2ryfS,bK2ryfS,w

Due to Katrina, the licencing body for engine oils is relaxing the manufacturing standards of motor oil to "avoid shortages" (price certainly won't be relaxed I'm sure).

The easiest, and least risk way of preventing shortages would be a mass advertising campaign, suggesting 4 month, or 4,000 mile changes, rather than the 3/3,000 that's the standard.

Instant 25% reduction in consumption....ohhh, that's right...consumption=profit.

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Well, I know you're in Australia right now, shannow, but it's actually even worse.

The 'peak oil' bullshit propaganda is flying high. Yesterday's Dallas Morning News gave all sorts of wonderful 'scientific' theories on the 'oil crises.

Doesn't the world understand that oil itself is a natural phenomenon ingrained in planetary structures themselves?

Does the world not know that there is oil ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE! There's oil on Mars, Venus...any terra forma planet!

And you can't run out because it's produced from the core up!

One more 'natural disaster' should 'break the camel's back. Seriously. America is so stupid, one more disaster should do it. It'll be Marshal Law from Hell.

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There's a big one coming close to the New year. Natural, I don't think so!

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Let me let you in on a little secret, Outsider. This one's from the 'inner circle'.

We're going to do our damndest to make it happen before that date.

And nice Halloween surprise would be pleasing.

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You will get one.

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Fair enough. I fully accept.

You and I both know that words won't settle this little score.

This one will be decided with 'Light Sabres', if you will.

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More likely with a flaming sword.

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Oh, it's a guarentee. It's a promise bound with an oath.

Big swords, though. Not play toys like bombs.

We call you out. And you will come. For you are destroyed.

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Is it going to be televised?

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Still sucking the glass nipple?

When It comes, It will be a world-wide event in Living Color.

You will have no more need of televisions, internet, radio. These will all be irrelevant.