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Fugitive 12-11-2006 01:37 PM

Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
Many of you will be suprised to learn that the T.V is controlled by Satan. Satan uses the static of the television to program people's minds.
This was revealed to me by a demon one night as I watched the Late Show. The Late Show went off and I became drowsy...soon the t.v station went off the air and I heard a hideous voice command me to burn down the Church I go to.
I immediately began praying and then I annointed the television with holy oil. A bestial scream emenated from the t.v and smoke poured out as the demon fled my television and house!
So be on the lookout for demons hidden messages in t.v static or white noise. If you do perceive the demon trying to make you do things against your will, here's how to fight the demons

1. Pray to Jesus and bind the demon with His Blood.

2. annoint the television with holy water or annointing oil

If your not Saved, this won't work for you. Unfortunately, your going to burn in Hell for all eternity. So my advice would be to give your heart to Jesus first, and THEN do the above steps. Othewrwise, your going to become one of the millions of Satan's brainwashed mindslaves.

I know it isn't politically correct to say this, but all I can say is turn or burn, baby! Satan will torture you forever unless you ask Jesus to forgive you of your vile, disgusting sins and become your Saviour. So beleive in Jesus so Satan won't torment you for etenity.

Barbarien 12-11-2006 07:37 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
You have no belief in what you say and you know it.

LaDominio 12-12-2006 03:37 AM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
Or you could just not watch tv...

Fugitive 12-14-2006 01:27 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
Quote:

Barbarien wrote:
You have no belief in what you say and you know it.
Oh, but I do. Like I said the demons are out there. A bunch of demon possessed youth attacked me last night in fact.

Barbarien 12-14-2006 06:25 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
Should we send them again tonight with their father?

Tor 12-14-2006 07:43 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
I see a great need for some heavy medication followed by electro-shock thearpy for Fugitive.

Shadow 12-14-2006 11:52 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
How nice, Barbarien resurects his Tor character for some support.

Barbarien 12-15-2006 03:04 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
How nice, Shadow resurects his Tor character for some support.

Shadow 12-15-2006 07:29 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
How pathetic. Can't even come up with your own now.

Barbarien 12-15-2006 08:06 PM

Re: Satanic Mindcontrol Hidden in T.V Static
 
Incorrect, as is to be expected.


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