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Fugitive 01-25-2007 02:21 PM

The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
Now I know how you HOMOS and SISSY LIBERALS are sensitive. So to spare your effeminate feelings, by God, take this as your warning Hellbound!!

Now America belongs to Jesus, and Jesus to America. Every citizen should be made to have to attend a Bible beleiving, preaching, Evangelical church. If they don't, they ain't American!!
In the United States of Jesus, them evil shows would be gone. Satan's playground! Mousques need to be burned to the ground and them Satan lovers chased out, Hallalujah!
Homos and sissies need to be locked up. If you want to sodomize each other, you queer devils, do it in a cage! Prostitutes need tyo be stoned, same as disrespectful children as per the Word!!!
In the United States of Jesus the Demoncrats would be chased out, Praise! No place for you liberals!! Women would go back to their jobs of making babies and cooking dinner!
In the United States of Jesus, debtors would be made slaves to pay off their debts, Hossana! In the United States of Jesus, church attendance would be MANDATORY!! Those who don't do it would be HUNG BY THE NECK UNTIL THEIR DEAD!!
In the United States of Jesus, we would cure mental illness (a.k.a DEMON POSSESSION) by excorcisms! We'd kick the butt of Satan and free these people from their demons.
In the United States of Jesus, we would drop weapons of mass destruction on the monn worshippers as per the Book of Judges. Kill em' all, God will know his own!!
In the United States of Jesus, the Jew would be kicked out and sent to Israel, praise! No God killers here!!
Abortionists would be beheaded, and women that aborted hung!! PRAISE JESUS!! HALLALUJAH!!!

All Hail the New Crusade!
Long Live the United States of Jesus!

Fugitive 01-25-2007 02:34 PM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
Quote:

Fugitive wrote:
Now I know how you HOMOS and SISSY LIBERALS are sensitive. So to spare your effeminate feelings, by God, take this as your warning Hellbound!!

Now America belongs to Jesus, and Jesus to America. Every citizen should be made to have to attend a Bible beleiving, preaching, Evangelical church. If they don't, they ain't American!!
In the United States of Jesus, them evil shows would be gone. Satan's playground! Mousques need to be burned to the ground and them Satan lovers chased out, Hallalujah!
Homos and sissies need to be locked up. If you want to sodomize each other, you queer devils, do it in a cage! Prostitutes need tyo be stoned, same as disrespectful children as per the Word!!!
In the United States of Jesus the Demoncrats would be chased out, Praise! No place for you liberals!! Women would go back to their jobs of making babies and cooking dinner!
In the United States of Jesus, debtors would be made slaves to pay off their debts, Hossana! In the United States of Jesus, church attendance would be MANDATORY!! Those who don't do it would be HUNG BY THE NECK UNTIL THEIR DEAD!!
In the United States of Jesus, we would cure mental illness (a.k.a DEMON POSSESSION) by excorcisms! We'd kick the butt of Satan and free these people from their demons.
In the United States of Jesus, we would drop weapons of mass destruction on the monn worshippers as per the Book of Judges. Kill em' all, God will know his own!!
In the United States of Jesus, the Jew would be kicked out and sent to Israel, praise! No God killers here!!
Abortionists would be beheaded, and women that aborted hung!! PRAISE JESUS!! HALLALUJAH!!!

All Hail the New Crusade!
Long Live the United States of Jesus!
The virtual nation of the United States of Jesus has bene started! Check out the United States of Jesus Embassy blog! :http://unitedstatesofjesusembassy.blogspot.com/

01-25-2007 05:08 PM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
Yo bE a ShaDow Alter and A Fool. Yo bE a BriTiSh TURD or Better KnoWN as WAnkER SHadow.

cuda 01-25-2007 05:17 PM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
The United States of Jesus Embassy Welcomes You (Sinners Not Allowed)

after reading this I just had to ask, Are there any members in this embassy?

Since we are all sinners I would assume there are none.

Or can sinners join if they are not liberals or homosexuals? ;-)

Other than that it sounds good to me.

Shadaw 01-25-2007 05:54 PM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
IT WOULD.

M0ngoose 01-25-2007 07:46 PM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
I agree, they should cook me some eggs. i want them easter and could you please hide them...j/k lol


:hammer:TIME!!!!

cuda 01-25-2007 09:58 PM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
:lol:

01-26-2007 01:30 AM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
Worst thread to date. It's a shame this site doesen't have some sort of age/intelligence requirement.

Shadow 01-26-2007 02:48 AM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
Quote:

Bondi___ wrote:
Yo bE a ShaDow Alter and A Fool. Yo bE a BriTiSh TURD or Better KnoWN as WAnkER SHadow.
There is only one thing I can say to a half wit like you.


Fuck off you piece fo shit!

01-26-2007 04:17 PM

Re: The United States of Jesus** HOMOSEXUALS AND LIBERAL WARNING!!!
 
When IT comeS to SHIT, yo Is IT, DuNgHeAD.


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