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truebeliever 04-14-2005 06:59 AM

SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
Just watched part one of a two part doco..."Supervolcano" by the BBC.

After all the deep toned, anxiety ridden, voice-over/over-acting...what is going to happen?

Bad scientist: "It could happen tomorrow or it could happen in 600,000 years".

Good scientist: "The activity here is no different to what we've had since we got here".

After all the 'facts'..."magma chamber 3 TIMES the size of New York!!!!!! Booga booga booga..."kill millions"...booga booga booga booga!!!!...

All they could come up with in the end was...'maybe'....or 'maybe not'.

Not content with scaring people with 'nothing'...we must now watch part 2!!!!! Which is a telemovie of what would happen, repleat with suitable special effects, if said "SUPERVOLCANO" (please say in echo'y bathroom with deep booming voice for full effect) should suddenly explode...or maybe not...or maybe in 600,000 years...who can tell, nice weather we're having...put your lotto numbers in...hows the wife...

Added to it all was this little doozy about "SUPERVOLCANO'S"..."they're hard to spot, they could be anywhere..."...sound familiar?

Lets see now...NWO handbook of social control Mark IV Revised Edition...

Terrorism
Endless War
Global Warming
Asteroid Collisions
Earthquakes/Tsunami's/SUPERVOLCANO'S!!!!
Alien Landing (coming soon)

Hmmm...have I missed any?

O oh oh oh oh...Goldstein, we mus'nt forget Goldstein.

nohope187 04-14-2005 04:30 PM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
No, it's Osama yo mama Goldstein! :-P

truebeliever 04-14-2005 08:17 PM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
Yo..but ma homy be old school.

truebeliever 04-26-2005 07:15 PM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
S-U-P-E-R-V-O-L-C-A-N-O-E!!!!!!!!
(Say in bathroom fort suitable effect)

It's yet another scam...

Basically it could go off tomorrow...or in another 600,000 years.

Yawn, yawn...

Basically, a bunch of scientists, keen to keep their funding and the nice holiday they've been having in Yellowstone keep talking it up...

Super volcanoe's...killer bee's...Usama?

Take your pick...and S-U-P-E-R-S-I-Z-E me baby, i'll have all of em.

psholtz 04-26-2005 11:25 PM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
Yes.............. precisely.

I mean really.. We have so many other things to be worrying about, rathe than "supervolcanoes"... Pluuheeez..

Talk about disinformation and media scare tactics..

john 04-27-2005 12:13 AM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
Some hazards are just too hazardous not to be taken seriously...

truebeliever 04-27-2005 01:03 AM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
Which is why scams still work no matter how many times exposed...what if?

What if the Sun explodes?

The evidence shows it's a bunch of University Professors keen to keep the holiday going...

All scientists are lying bastards...and you can take that to the bank**


**Please note - the author accepts NO responsability if aforementioned Super Volcano (SV) does explode. The author is safe in Australia and weilds his opinion quite confidently.

nohope187 04-27-2005 10:14 AM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
I'll be cursing your name True, when the volcano blows! :-P

bohemian 04-28-2005 04:11 AM

Re: SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...
 
for some reason i am desperate for the world ending to come. just sick of observing all the selfish crap that is spreading around.


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