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George_Bush 09-20-2007 10:29 AM

Some compelling evidence that blueangel actually is smurfette
 
You've thought about it. You've wondered if it could be true. Now understand that blueangel actually is smurfette and she is working in cohoots with Gargamel.


SMURFS UNICEF


George_Bush 09-20-2007 10:36 AM

Re: Some compelling evidence that blueangel actually is smurfette
 
Who created Smurfette and why?

One day, while feeling extremely frustrated and spiteful, Gargamel decided on a new plan to exact revenge on the Smurfs, "a ruthless curse that will make them beg for mercy". Gargamel decided to send them a female Smurf - a Smurfette!


George_Bush 09-20-2007 10:40 AM

Re: Some compelling evidence that blueangel actually is smurfette
 
How was Smurfette created and what is she made of?

Smurfette was made in the wizard Gargamel's laboratory. She was created by a magical potion. Her list of ingredients include: "Sugar and spice but nothing nice...A dram of crocodile tears...A peck of bird brain...The tip of an adder's tongue...Half a pack of lies, white, of course...The slyness of a cat...The vanity of a peacock...The chatter of a magpie...The guile of a vixen and the disposition of a shrew...And of course the hardest stone for her heart...."

SHE IS SMURFETTE!

George_Bush 09-20-2007 10:43 AM

Re: Some compelling evidence that blueangel actually is smurfette
 
Where did Smurfette first appear to the Smurfs and what did she look like?

"Smurfette is discovered by a single Smurf in the forest, wailing to herself and lamenting her unhappy lot in life. She explains to the Smurf that unless she is rescued, she will surely perish. Smurfette is a brunette with straight, stringy hair, ugly eyelashes, a plain dress and large plain shoes."

THAT IS A CARBON COPY OF BARBS THE BLUEANGEL!

George_Bush 09-20-2007 10:44 AM

Re: Some compelling evidence that blueangel actually is smurfette
 
Was Smurfette really evil?

Well, evil would certainly be too harsh a term. Trouble would definitely be a more appopriate word. And boy, could she cause trouble. As well, she was a really, really bad singer (so off-key that even Harmony Smurf noticed).

Mmm...maybe. The singing part is the same.

George_Bush 09-20-2007 11:20 AM

Re: Some compelling evidence that blueangel actually is smurfette
 
:-o

Robotech & The Smurfs for the UN


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