Freeman, camel-back dialysis machine!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!
I'm still amazed at how many people I encounter on these left or rightwing forums who freak when I tell them bin Laden can't be real, because it is absurd that Western intelligence can't track down one six-feet six radical fundamentalist Islamic terrorist with terminal kidney failure. (Nothing in that description that makes him conspicuous, right?)
You wouldn't believe the sophistic, contrived rebuttals I get -- and they call us conspiracy nuts.
And for some reason, the higher the education level, the stronger the argument. :-?