The Illuminati channel said so
Just this morning the local Illuminati channel revealed the real purpose of the military exercises of Katrina and Rita. The operation properly named would be psy-op Mandatory Evac.
Yes citizen when the government tells you to go you go. Period, or we'll shoot ya. Stay tuned for more imbedded subliminal suggestions.
Crap, I just don't have the money right now to build a secret hide out, bomb shelter thingy. Got to pay for gas and oil this winter.