Mr. Lincoln, I heard a rumour that you beat women and sometimes sleep in the chicken roost. Is this true?
Listen, im sorry for getting that guy to shoot you, yaknow (not really)... I just thought raping and torturing negro’s was not cool. You know how it is... I hate hypocrites.
You judge my times according to your own fancy. The work was accomplished and that is all that matters.
Such bigotry was enlivened during my days that your small, post-modern mind has not the wherewithal to comprehend it. I told the white classes what they needed to hear on the one hand. Yet with the other hand, we exacted a true liberation of the negro slaves.