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Old 11-18-2005, 12:53 PM
Barbara Barbara is offline
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Default Avian Flu Warning


Avian Flu Warning

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

You have been warned.

(Sorry, this was just too funny not to share!)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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