[Bouncer]

I'm tired of marketing BS that tells me hair color for men is somehow radically different from women's hair color. And underarm deorderant: I've been close to all kinds of armpits of all genders and I'll tell you right now that there's really no difference.
And please stop putting words like "Premium" and "Gourmet" on the labels of things like vinegar and tomato sauce. If I want "Gourmet" sauce, I'll call Emeril. BAM! :hammer:
And another thing: turn signals are there for both of us, moron! Do I look psychic to you? And stop crossing over the bullnose when you merge into traffic. That's why God invented time, and those white stripes: to keep things from happening all at once.