[Bouncer]

I remember that the Mayan calendar was based on an exotic counting system that naturally stopped at the 2012 (or 2011?) date; altenatively, that it stops at the date when the Sun goes precisely through the middle of the Milky Way, which is symbolic of the birth canal: the Sun is reborn for another gazillion years, or whatever.

I don't think that it's time to sell the VW and put on white robes yet, blokes.