[Minuteman]

Another take. Yes, I do smoke. And yes I clearly see the intentions of the Illuminati with every utterance of every second of my self limited exposure to MSM. Perhaps some component of tobacco smoke provides some degree of immunity from the KoolAide propaganda currently thrust upon the world via "media". Just my theory.

I can't have a cigarette, yet I have to live in your cellphone/microwave oven 24/7. Just so you can say "Can you hear me know" from anyplace, at anytime.
http://www.herbalhealer.com/microwave.html
http://www.growyouthful.com/toc2microwave.php
http://www.gallawa.com/microtech/mwdanger.html