As far as resident idiot, that one belongs to you, Shadow
As much as that quirk of yours, the need to belong or be a slave of someone, normal people do not share that belief system.
No one belongs to me. Neither you nor that idiot.
No. I'm not an idiot. You are.
The word BELONG as used in my comment
stated, "the title resident idiot BELONGS to you."
It did not imply that someone belongs to you especially myself or the idiot you refer to as RedRat.
As I've written in the "mind control within the music industry thread" and MKULTRA/Project Monarch, normal people do not share the belief system that "slavery" within this "cult" is a good thing.
However, as far as you are concered, you belong to someone, perhaps many. You are not an owner, so yes, therefore no one would belong to you.
You belong to THEM.