Adolf Hitler -- An initiate and practicioner of what is known in esoteric circles as Boring.
A bored and boring writer was he. Yes, you have read Mein Kampf. But don't try to convince me you enjoyed it. You trudged through hundreds upon hundreds of pages of bordom, and you tried to convince yourself that you were excited because your older brother 'Dietritche' was a neo-nazi and told you it was engaging reading.