Jacob Boehme--"Hi, I'm Jacob Boehme. You've probably read my all time classic 'The Aurora, or the Reddness of the Morning.' I know what the Initiates told you, they told you it is 'mystical', right? Truth of the matter is I wrote while throwing a threeweek drunk in the wine cellar of my favorite Cathedral. I have absolutely no idea what I was talking about! But it seemed to make sense at the time. Hey, look, what can I say? I was bored."