Israel Regardie--"Greetings in the name of the Lord of Indignation. I never wanted any of this. I always thought I was going to be a dentist in Ohio. But NO! I got suckered into this stupid sham of a quasi-cult thingy called the Golden Dawn. They wasted all my time and money and filled my head full of more crap than a truck load of horse manure. So what could I do? I had to do something, you know! Don't sit there and judge me! Stop doing that!
I did the only think I knew to do: I ripped off all the stupid wisdom lectures from the Golden Dawn, pissed off Crowley, and made a whole lot of money by convincing people that I was an insider into the occult revival of the 20th century, or something. Anyway, I don't give two rat turds about any of it, I'm just glad I ended up with a beach house in Cali."