You would be the last person my husband would talk to.
Yes there are quite a few things I would like to ask your "husband."
If you realy have one, I seriously doubt you would want him to read the paranoid ramblings of yours or more importantly all the hostility you bring out in people.
You don't think he reads this site?
I'd like to speak to your family members and see what they think about your writings?
Then, again, on second thought, scratch that.
Does that mean he is as dilusional as you?