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Old 03-24-2005, 08:10 PM
ephesians6 ephesians6 is offline
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Default Bomb Found Outside Federal Court in Tampa

Aprox, 9:50pm: CNN just reported that a "suspicious knapsack" containing a "bomb" was just found outside the federal court building in Tampa.

Who planted it?

a) escaped mental patient
b) crazed fundamentalist
c) FBI
d) Al Franken

If you said 'c' you're correct!

But of course, the feds will say, 'b' so that they can begin their crackdown on those pesky religious zealots.

It all makes sense. Just today, in a very impassioned speech, Randall Terry said to the press, "There will be hell to pay" if Terri dies!

Let me guess; the goons at the FBI are now knocking on Randall Terry's door as 'suspect #1.'

Rex 84 is right down the road!

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