Originally Posted by Leonardo
Greetings. This is Fra N. I would like to introduce myself to the new owners of club conspiracy who are Illuminati. I would like to tell you that I am an average citizen of the United States. And I would like to tell you that I think your entire fraternity and organization of worthless gypsies isn't worth two rat turds to me and I would really enjoy it if they would all decide to increase my welfare to about 5000 dollars a month.
Greetings Leonardo, we have our Illuminati eye on you and believe me all of us in the organization are not pleased with your actions of late. As I type this our fraternity is constructing a special holding pen for you deep underneath the Denver, CO airport. It is a 10X10 cell and we will be restricting you to 56k internet access and basic cable. Harsh? Yes. But we feel it's necessary.
Good day sir.
PS Leave Blue Angel alone, she doesn't want to go to the prom with you.