Take it easy there, redrat. When the Apocalypse comes, there will be plenty of food. I plan on feasting on human flesh. I never liked the human race that much anyways, so why not eat the excess?
I bet you would be tastier and more nutritious then a scrawny squirrel. I'll smash your head with a hammer after I stick your head in a vice and eat your brain while you're still alive.
Remember people: Eat people, not animals. What the hell has a squirrel ever done to you? Just bash some old bird in the head or what not and fry them up.