Originally Posted by superted
Yea doctors, those evil b*****ds! Next time you have cancer, don't go see your expert oncologist as he's actually a 'mutant nazi reptile from the other side of the moon that's sponsored by the pharma companies to poison our children' ("Oh won't someone save the children?!?").
Instead go see your local quack for; acupuncture, diluted medicine and of course, plant extracts. They'll surely cure you as they come unpolluted and unchanged straight from god's green earth! "PRAISE THE LORD!!"
Bahahahahaha. Funny. For one, the only reason I go to the quack's office is to get a medical certificate for work. Again, by LAW, I must. Throwing up all over my desk just doesn't cut it.
And there's no such thing as an expert oncologist. They're all trained monkies who are forbidden to think for themselves. Your definition of an expert is the equivalent of a priest being able to recite the bible by heart. WOW! expert! Bah!
I'd never trust a doctor, to actually go out and put myself on the line of scientific trial and error. Because that's all it is. If you actually understood what you were learning, then you'd know this.
If I die, I die. At least I wasn't afraid to live.