[Invisagoth]

I started laughing hysterically on "contact sports."

But anyway, Mr. Observer:

A conspiracy is when people work together subversively.
Often times a conspiracy results in a "surprise birthday party."

However, the dwellers of this message board are concerned with a conspiracy that will involve the removal of clean food and water and systemic control exercised over the essential components of Life which this planet has so abundantly given to all of us.

And "yes" about the oppression thing.

Paranoia serves to halt the discovering of the conspiracy.