Originally Posted by FallaciesAbound
Or you could just use a squeaky floor kit to fix the floor creaks, and maybe go down to the basement to see if there is any mysterious equipment tied to the joists.
I recommend this type kit. The nails can be driven through carpet and linoleum and dont protrude at all, but instead break off below the surface.
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