Re: Barack Obama
Barack Obama is an asshole. Seriously, I used to hang out with the lizard--you do realize he is a lizard person like me, right? 'Course, he is working with the Illuminati, while I fled them.
But yeah, he seems nice enough as a president, but if you get to know who he REALLY is, Obama is just a jackass. Bastard is little more than an overgrown gecko.
Oh, and get this...when he is in his lizard form, he is PINK! I shit you not, Obama has PINK scales and red eyes! Friggin hillarious!