GAWD, why do people have to speak about aliens like it's just old hat!?!

You will never get anywhere that way, RON!!!

Imagine standing up in front of an auditorium full of teenagers and you start lecturing them about the "greys" and their emblems and the "draconians."

I think they'd all be mummbling under their breath.

Those who speak about aliens give all conspiracy theorists a bad rap.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm an "alternative theory investigator."