I couldn't care any less about Prince William, his fiance' and whether or not he forsakes the traditional wedding band.
More unworthy news.
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I mean, seriously, just the same as I couldn't care any less about the celebrities on television such as Gwyneth Paltrow who are looking for their ancestry.
Really, now, like I'm supposed to care about these celebrities and from whom they descend.
Sorry, but like I said.
I couldn't care any less.