See Kiddies - ample proof that energy drinks, mixed with crystal meth will severely fuck with your brain!
This intellect is our species best hope for the future?
Nuke us all now and save us the torture of being slowly dumbed to death!.
Damn oxygen thieves...
A simple condom when you were both still just a shag in your dads bag could have saved the world all this grief.
Perhaps your dads should have both been sterilized at birth, or at least stuck with wanking in the shower and creating drain babies!
Now the world is stuck with you two....
If ever there was a case for shape shifting aliens that feed on human flesh - you two make the supreme case for it!