Re: War for Total Control: Planning the Ultimate ‘Big Brother’ Surveillance Society
I think my big brother, Charlie, controls these technologies. He plans to dominate the universe, starting with Jupiter. Yea, Jupiter. He's not stupid. He's starting with a defenseless planet and plans to charge up his lazers. With these lazers he can attack the moon. This one time my computer grew a pair of arms and legs and tried to attack me. I proceeded to cut off these extremities and call him a bitch. That calmed him down for a little bit. I think my brother made my computer do this because sometimes he watches me when I shower.