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Old 07-13-2005, 08:42 PM
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Default Re: Report from Rightnation

Aghhhh...the art of approaching the "kill da sand niggars" people...

TB is now in full "Crocodile Hunter" khaki...

Cor! Look at that! Danger, danger people! Boy are we lucky today! It's a real honest to God fat, slobbering "Sloth". Danger, danger! You cant be to careful with this little beauty...he may look fat and content but he can strike without warning!!!!

Boy! He's a beauty!!!! Pass me the beer darlin and we'll see if we can ply him off his couch and tickle his tummy...come on boy, come on...

He's from the family "Neoconneth" viewers, and closely related to the "Ignorantisfooleth" variety found just about everywhere...careful, careful luv, we dont want to spook him...one more thing viewers, it's easy to mistake this variety with another more lean and agile beauty called the "Truethconservative" of the family "wellinformed'thtruthteller'th" but dont think for a second they are anything alike. They sound alike from a distance but up close you'll note the beautiful lean nature of the "Trueconservative" which he gets from having to hunt at the margins of the concrete jungle...wait, wait he's lookin around folks...

Look out! Look out! He's moving, he's smelt the scent of the sweet beer...come on boy, come on...yes he appears not to have moved for some time. Probably pretty comfortable with the plentiful food and colourful distractive television keeping him local to this area...come on boy...oooo, we have to be real careful now...

Crikey! He's realised he's off the couch and out of his comfort zone and he's not happy! Danger, danger people!!! Back off babe and we'll see if we can calm him with this beer...oooo yes he aint happy...gawd...the spit and gnashing teeth are really going now...cor! What a sight! He's reared up and is really spitting now...cant really describe the painful sound but i've heard it all before anyway so i'll be o.k...danger, danger...he's taken the beer...he's calmed alittle...wait, he still looks unsettled! Quick babe, throw in a T.V guide and a bag of high MSG Pretzels...

O.k...he's calmed...CRIKEY! I tell ya people ya goota be careful around this little fella...


Stay tuned viewers. Next week the Croc Hunter will tickle this beauties tummy...
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