Actually, you shouldn't brag about yourself. You know, it just doesn't make anyone want to like you!!! I mean, if you're better than all of us, why would we even want to engage in conversation with you?
You dont have to engage me in conversation. Just read in suitable reverence and awe.
"Sit by my knee child by the fire side. Let TB tell you all about how the world works..."
Did I mention that I was quite good looking and a child even said I looked like Mr Incredible? :-P