Best Lines....So Far..

madkhao · #1 01-12-2005, 02:05 PM

I believe God is found in compassion. Babies will always cry in symphony, with and for each other.
Somewhere, that innate compassion gets lost in the mix as children learn about the cruel world.
Mary

Infants rage and get angry when the world does not mirror their point of view.
This is normal for an infant. It is dangerous for an adult.
Trubeliever

We have to live in the way we want the world to be.
Golden Rule is worthy of effort, at least on behalf of other individuals.
Daniel

Enough already. Even the Bible says, one shake,
and then leave the poor heathen alone to deal with his own dust allergies.
Freeman

Sometimes you could learn more form your opponents then from your supporters.
Institute

Simply consider the possibility that there is more truth that you have not yet discovered
Billiard

Why don't you do as you say? where is the compassion you talk about? why not peace?
Ahmad

Which comes to the point of this website a Forum where we can post a belief and see who says what.
I'd say hold off the personal attacks and attack the opinion.
This allows constructive criticism and might open both eyes of the aggressor and the defender.
Thokhancep

Remeber we are all Humans and as Humans we suffer from the imperfection of the Human condition
Ozziecynic

Perhaps we should all be asking ourselves what kind of colored glasses we are wearing,
rather than how the "reality" appears to us.
Diamond

If we can't accept all opinions.. We are just as blind as the The Media..
Sablefish

nohope187 · #2 01-12-2005, 04:48 PM

Well sir, I woke up this morning and realized I had lost the ability to give a f@#$.- private Skolnick explaining to his commanding officer how the military had changed him. :-P

nohope187 · #3 01-12-2005, 04:54 PM

"They don't pay me enough for me to do a good job, much less care."- typical govt. bureaucrat for any agency :-P

get_real · #4 01-12-2005, 04:56 PM

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore"! :-x

marypopinz · #5 01-12-2005, 05:50 PM

"Shame the devil and tell the truth."
child from welfare and low-income housing

"Step back Satan."
the Bible - Jesus

I don't dance with the devil. I'll kick him where it hurts, though - everytime.
Mary

zanyzan311 · #6 01-12-2005, 07:08 PM

"F&ck it dude, lets go bowling.

zanyzan311 · #7 01-12-2005, 07:14 PM

Right now you got jack and shit. and jack just left town.

truebeliever · #8 01-12-2005, 10:39 PM

Some of these lines are fantastic!

Are they originals?

Well done!

How bout this exact conversation between myself and the Cheif radiologist at a large hospital emergency room...

"Hey Barry, I read an average CT scan was the equivilent of 400 chest x-rays and highly dangerous".

"Yeh, thats right. But it has to get used. Send in the next patient. I want to get some lunch".

True story.

billiard · #9 01-12-2005, 11:56 PM

i love this site

DarkChilde3D · #10 01-13-2005, 01:30 AM

Quote:

"The problem with most New Yorkers is not that their heads are up their asses, but since their shit don't stink, they don't even know they're heads are up their asses. THAT'S the REAL problem."

Said by me to my ex-girlfriend who was originally from Quzon City, Philipines.

(oh, by the way, this left her in a raging fit of laughter that lasted for well over 45 minutes.)