Attention!!

[Bouncer]

I have concluded my secret investigation and now
:-o YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!!! :-o

Please proceed single file in a quiet and orderly manner and keep your blogs where I can see them.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

And now, a poem for Halloween . . .

"I'm having trouble with the buttons", She said,
"Would you help a little more?"
"Yes, I'd be delighted",
And I reached to press her floor.

"Wow, that's quite a handful",
As I slipped my hands beside
The last few bags of groceries
As I brought the rest inside.

"why don't you stay for lunch?", she said,
I'd love to have a bite."
I thought that it would be okay
But something didn't seem right.

My hunch was true: before I knew
I'd sprung a crimson flood,
her jaws were clasped around my neck
To quench her thirst for blood.